Beauty Quick Fixes

It’s Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, and you are rushing around the house attempting to get out the door (or all other family members out the door) when you realize you ran out of a beauty or hygiene product yesterday. If you are like me, you freak a little and vow to stop at the CVS or Walgreens on the way out. But do you really have a few minutes to squeeze in your commute?

Here are some quick fixes I have come up with to deal with these dire situations. Disclaimer: These are definitely temporary and you should probably not procrastinate and rely on these solutions for days on end.

1. You or a man in the house ran out of shaving cream. Solution: conditioner or baby oil. Be careful, surface of skin will be more slippery and prone to nicks and bumps.

2. You look like a raccoon with mascara smudged under your eyes and there is no eye makeup remover in sight. Solution: Vaseline. Be sure to use sparingly and completely wipe it off since it will prevent a new application of makeup from staying put.

3. No more deodorant. Solution: Pat some baby powder under your pits, but please stop by the store soon, especially in balmy, hot Florida.

4. Coffee breath and no more toothpaste. Solution: Use some baking soda to brush your teeth and avoid close conversations with others.

Again, these are meant when you are in a bind. Wishing you a few extra minutes to stop by the store today!

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…5 AM, that is

Gone are the days that I could tolerate, I mean, actually enjoy the hours past midnight. Another strange pregnancy symptom for me is sleeplessness. You’d think God would want to give me some Zzzzzs before the baby arrives and I am up 3+ times a night doing feedings and changing diapers, but then again God has a strange sense of humor sometimes. I believe this is my what makes me most nervous and, shall I dare say, is a major con to welcoming a new one into the fold.

My wholehearted goal this go around is to employ my husband this time. My last experience with a newborn brought with it sleepless nights for the first six months. And because I breastfeed, I was the one up every night. I remember the countless times I would literally kick my husband when I caught our baby’s first cries at 2 a.m. over the monitor.

So, this go-around, I told my husband straight up that we would be taking turns. One night on, one night off. And, when you are on shift, you sleep in the baby’s room so the other parent can actually sleep and not be woken up by the monitor. (By “other parent”, I mean me).

Moms, what advice do you have to avoid becoming a zombie during the first six months of sleeplessness? Have any of you effectively split up feedings with your significant other?

Maybe some of you who work as bartenders or nurses in those early hours have tips to feel awake the next morning besides the obvious one of buying some strong Cuban coffee?

Those Darn Hormones: Crazy Pregnancy Symptoms

Had a checkup today. Close to 17 weeks now and starting to feel the little fish flip around, which reminded me about the other crazy pregnancy symptoms I had earlier on in this pregnancy, as well as during my last. During my first trimester, it was not difficult to kick the caffeine habit from the start. Immediately upon waking each morning, the smell of coffee would trigger my nausea and I would have to vomit to feel better and then choke down some saltine crackers. I’m so glad that phase is through.

I am beginning to get a bit more energy in the afternoons, but now I have crazy headaches, and I know they are not caffeine-induced anymore. I asked the doctor about it today and she said it was a normal side effect and related to my change in hormones. My hormones went crazy post-baby last go-around and I had intense itching sensations on the arches of my feet and on my shins. What the heck? I remember sticking a pencil into my shoes during class, attempting to gain some relief by scratching my arches. It was so weird and the doctors attributed it to hormones. What pregnancy side effects have you endured and learned to deal with?